Its been this long??

didn't realize its been this long since a put in an entry. taryn is mad and said she would divorce me if I didn't add something fun or witty or offensive.

so what's been going on..........on the bike front, I bought a $800 turd of a fork, lent out a fork that the kid I lent it to won't return, and i've created a new sport called XTreme Trainer riding. so there is a couple things right now that piss me off. my new fork is one thing but me lending out a fork and not having it returned since I am without REALLY pisses me off. i'm not very nice when I'm angry. so here's the deal. kid was without a fork and couldn't ride. me being the nice guy that I am said i'd loan him a fork as long as he got it back to me when he was done. this was about september. so a few months pass and my new fork breaks. i contact the kid and say that my fork is broke and I need the loaner back. he says to me he'd get it back to me and hasn't even used it in a couple month's. cool. this was about a month ago. still no fork. are you fucking kidding me? here i am, trying to be a nice guy and this little turd is dicking me around. apparently he doesn't know me very well. apparently he doesn't know that i'm not a very pleasant person if you fuck with me.

seriously, what is the deal with people? people suck. I try to be a nice guy and help people out and always seem to get taken advantage of. if someone were to help me out, I would go above and beyond to return goods, go above and beyond to fullfill obligations. i mean what the fuck? are people really that big of douchebags? and it seems to happen to me all the time. i'm going to start punching people in the face. i wish I could legally. how fun would that be.

from now on I'm not being such a nice guy. i know what your saying, "you're really not that nice". Yeah, at times i say things to offend people and may do some uncouthe things. but, if any aquatintances of mine need help in anyway, I'm usually there to help out anyway I can. i'm a firm believer in paying things forward. but you know what, I'm running out of checks to right. i think the only way someone really helped me out recently (besides my wife) was the guy who GAVE ME the fork I lent out in question. big props to ScottT on that one. other than that pretty much people blow.

i say i won't help people out anymore, but i probably will. for those of you who have fucked me, my wife, my friends, my family or my dog, i'm sending you all bad karma. please don't EVER expect me to help you out with anything again, unless your on fire and you need me to piss on you to extinguish the flames.

In happy news, today is our 3 year anniversary of having Kona!!! Seems like we've had him forever. My dad and Peeder are coming done in April. So after almost two years of being here, I finally get visitors of my own!!!!