Friday Rant

Cell phones. I hate cell phones. I hate when people drive and talk on their phone. I hate when people walk and talk on the phone. In the elevator? Their lucky I don't throw it down the elevator shaft. In the grocery store? In a resteraunt? Bluetooth ear peices? Are you kidding me?????? If your a person that has a very important job, like a brain surgeon, it understandable. But you can't tell me that Joe Unemployed driving a 1987 Chevy Citation needs blue tooth. This guy should still be using a rotary phone at home. The other thing I notice is people talking on there phones on their way into work. Its 7am. Who are you waking up? Use this commute time to reflect on who you annoyed with your cell phone nonesense from the prior day. I want to get the original cell phone. You know the one I'm talking about. The one that was the size of a small child. I want one of those. And I'm going to put it on a belt clip. But not any belt clip. I'm going to put it in one of those hammer holders construction workers wear. And instead of having a bluetooth to it, I'm going to take the receiver from an old phone with one of those pieces that allows you to rest it on your shoulder. Cell phones suck.